Not quite understanding the true extent of what they are unleashing on the rest of Europe and North Africa (something must have been lost in the translation of 'charging yellow beast' and 'run for the hills'), SeaFrance has just foolishly provided us with a ticket to ride...

The general consensus on the P2B chat portal is that there will be some sort of gathering at Hyde Park on Sunday 17th Dec, where all assembled will cough and splutter past Gav's Dad whilst people look on in shock, horror and disbelief! We will, of course, be there with knobs and warm weather gear on. Good lord, there really is no turning back now!