Crikey!! Where's Irwin when you need him.
Published Friday, September 15, 2006 by Chris Lawler | E-mail this post
Breaking news. IBFC member savaged by fluffy crocodile in horrific office attack. IBFC member Chris Lawler is glad to be alive after the 71cm fluffy critter launched a viscous and unprovoked attack shortly after 10.00am this morning. In a further bizarre twist, the wily reptile was later captured and tamed using techniques developed by the late Steve Irwin that included a stern talking to and good behaviour rewards of yesterdays office doughnuts that wouldn't go soft even when dipped in coffee. The IBFC member and 'Ed' the crocodile, have now become firm friends and the little furry b*gger will be accompanying the intrepid and adventurous rally team back to 'Ed's' native land in Gambia.
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